The issue of gay marriage or marriage equality is very current. This list of funny quotes on the subject doesn’t claim to be exhaustive. It’s merely diverse – and a lot of fun to read!

“The thing is we never needed anyone’s consent to get married. What is happening is that the established powers are starting realize how much of jack asses they have looked like for not acknowledging our marriages and our human rights and we are starting to receive the rights we were always entitled too. Therefore, no one is “giving” or “allowing” us anything” ― Cristina Marrero

“People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain” ― Rob Delaney

“If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the ones who keep having gay babies” – Sign in front of a coffee shop

“Claiming someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you’re on a diet” – Poster at a meeting

“Our marriage was once illegal too” – Caption under photo of interracial couple

“Same sex marriage is not gay privilege. It’s equal rights. A privilege would be gays not paying taxes, like churches don’t.” – Ricky Gervais

“The issue of gay marriage or as I like to call it “marriage”. Because I had lunch today, not gay lunch, and I parked my car, I didn’t “gay park” it” – Liz Feldman

Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.” – Published by LOL Zombie

“Marriage equality is coming, and not merely to a theater near you” – Suzanne Brockmann

“The real question that should be debated is not whether gay marriage should be allowed, but rather, is marriage really something we need anymore?” – David Vakalis